Spanked Lesbians

‘Spanked Lesbians’ is a 52-minute movie made by Cavern Spanking.  Its' catalogue number is CAV15.  I’m not certain of its production date but it was probably about 1994.  ‘Spanked Lesbians’ was never re-released by either CalStar or 6666 Productions but an edited (29 minute) version of 'Spanked Lesbians' was included at the end of  Moonglow North N04 ('Nursing Her Bottom') under the title 'The Joy Riders'.

‘Spanked Lesbians’ has a cast of four, not including a very brief appearance by Alison Payne in a non-speaking & non-spanking role.  But, despite the fact her appearance was only 25 seconds long, it was prominently featured in the Cavern Spanking on-line catalogue which is a clear indication of the size of her fan base.  The only member of the main cast I can identify is Ivor Gold who plays the rather befuddled Uncle of two young girls who are engaging in some lesbian play.  The other man is a familiar face; I don’t know his name but he appeared in many movies including the two SfP ‘Alfred and George’ movies that were made about the same time as this one.  I can’t identify either of the women.  I don’t think the short-haired woman is ever called by name until near the end of the movie when it sounds like she is addressed as ‘Steph’, it usually just something like “You, over here”.  The long-haired woman is called Lisa in this movie and I think she may be the same woman who plays ‘Parker’ in the ‘Class of ‘94’ but that may just be my imagination .  You never get a really good look at her face in either movie but I put two photos side-by-side below; the one on the left is from this movie and the one on the right is from ‘Class of ‘94’. She also seems to be about the same height as Ivor Gold in both movies.

The plot of this movie can be a little difficult to follow.  It starts with Uncle John (Ivor Gold) leaving the office and driving away.  From there it cuts to two girls dressed in school uniforms engaged in some girl-on-girl play.   At this point, the relationship between these two scenes isn’t clear.  After almost three minutes of the two girls there is a brief scene of Uncle John stopping at a park then its back to the two girls.  The first dialogue occurs 5:15 into the movie.  It is almost inaudible but Steph asks Lisa to spank her and she does.  This hand spanking isn’t very hard but it provokes a very excited vocal response.  It’s soon back to the park where Uncle John makes a call to Peter before starting his walk.  It’s 7 minutes into the movie and we finally find out what is happening.  John tells Peter that the girls tried to steal his jeep yesterday and he asks him to stop by his house to makes sure they aren’t getting into any trouble.  With that he is off for a walk in the park to clear his head.

After Uncle John heads off for his walk in the park while we briefly return to the girls who are still playing on the couch.  Meanwhile, John has wandered off the beaten path and he passes by Alison who is sunbathing in a secluded spot.   She is completely unaware of him so he continues walking.  I’m not sure why this scene is here; it serves no purpose.  I wouldn’t normally complain about seeing Alison in a nude scene but this one is hardly worth the effort.  And then it’s back to the couch again.

Eventually, a little before the 12-minute mark of the movie, Uncle John returns home and sees his two nieces on the couch.  He watches them for a couple of minutes before breaking in.  Somehow this confrontation turns into an argument about borrowing the jeep and Uncle John says no.  He sends them to their rooms then he takes a nap on the couch.  Once he’s asleep the two girls steal the keys to the jeep and head off into town.  This is when Peter finally arrives (remember, he was supposed to be there before Uncle John got home).  He stops the girls before they can get out of the driveway and escorts them back inside.   We’re now 17 minutes into the movie (one-third of the way through it) and it’s really just getting started.

The two men now punish the two girls for taking the jeep without permission.  This is the heart of the movie.  John brings a chair over to the center of the room and takes Steph over his knee for a hand spanking while Peter and Lisa watch.  Next Peter gives Lisa the same.  Then they all trade places and Peter starts spanking Steph but he quickly moves on to a hair brush and then John gives Lisa the same.  This all just goes on too long (about 13 minutes in total).

Around the 32-minute mark of the movie it’s time to move on to the tawse starting with Steph who kneels on an arm chair.  Each girl receives at least a dozen strokes plus some extra hand slaps just for good measure.  Then, after a very abrupt cut just after the 37-minute mark, its on to the cane.

The canings begin with Steph again and she seems out of her element.  I can’t help but wonder if this was her first spanking movie and, if so, I suspect it might also have been her last.  She receives six strokes from Uncle John then they two women trade places.  Lisa takes her place over the chair and Peter takes charge of the cane, although I think there may have been an error here because it sounds like that Uncle John calls Peter ‘Colin’ although I can’t be certain.  Lisa also receives six and then the women trade places again but Peter/Colin remains in control of the cane.  Six more strokes and then it’s back to Uncle John and Lisa for her second half-dozen.  Switch again and Steph receives her third half dozen, for the lesbian games this time, from Uncle John.  Finally, Colin (and its clear this time) gives Lisa her third half-dozen.  Then everyone leaves and the movie ends.

This movie was a disappointment, it takes far too much time to get going.  I could add a long list of other little problems but they are all minor compared to the pacing.  If I had time (but I don’t) I would like to try re-editing the movie to cut about 15 minutes, mostly off the front end.  I think that would make a much tighter movie.  Finally, I can't help but wonder if there is some relationship between this movie and the SfP movies 'Class of '94' and 'College Classics 8' (Cavern movies were being distributed by SfP prior to the creation of Moonglow North) in 1995.  These movies were all made about the same time, there is overlap between the casts and there are similarities in the style and production values.  This certainly isn't proof of a relationship but I can't get the possibility out of m mind.

UPDATE (May 2021):  I eventually did get to see 'The Joyriders' and it is a much better movie than 'Spanked Lesbians'.  The movie was shortened by cutting off all of the first 17 minutes to remove the lesbian games on the couch and Uncle John's walk in the park.  'The Joyriders' opens with the two girls stealing the keys to the jeep and running out to head into town.  Another 10 minutes is cut out of the remainder of the movie and the result is a much tighter movie. 

UPDATE #2 (May 2021):  I discovered that 'Spanked Lesbians' was also released as 'Naughty Lesbian Girls' by BFI, a company that seems to have been related to Roue.