Whack, Oh!, Office Pokes and Caned Secretaries

‘Whack, Oh!’, ‘Office Pokes’ and ‘Caned Secretaries’ are three versions of the same movie that was first released in 1998.  ‘Whack, Oh!’ (Moonglow DVD catalogue no. N02) is the original, it is a 64-minute released by Moonglow North.  It was also released under the name ‘Whacko’ by Moonglow International (which may be related to CalStar but I can’t confirm that).  Finally, the same 64-minute movie was re-released by 6666 Productions under the name ‘Caned Secretaries’.  ‘Whack, Oh!’, ‘Whacko’ and ‘Caned Secretaries’ are all the same movie, only the names are different.  ‘Whacko’ and ‘Caned Secretaries’ are both available on www.hotmovies.com.

‘Office Pokes’ (Moonglow DVD catalogue no. N22) is a 79-minute movie released by Moonglow North in 1999 & 2010 according to the Moonglow website (I believe the two dates are for the videotape and DVD versions).  Hotmovies.com identifies ‘Office Pokes’ (along with the DVD versions of five short features that appeared on the Moonglow pay site) as a product of a studio named ‘Cum Again UK’ but I don’t recall ever seeing this studio mentioned anywhere else.  This movie is basically the same as ‘Whack, Oh!’ but it contains an additional 15 minutes of footage that was omitted from a hard-core scene toward the end of the first part of Whack, Oh!’.  ‘Office Pokes’ is available on www.hotmovies.com.  I was able to obtain a DVD copy from www.belrose.eu.  This seems to be a reproduction of the original Moonglow DVD, the case insert is identical to the original except that the original copyright information at the bottom of the liner notes has been replaced with the Belrose website information but the DVD itself is different.

The movie features Alison Payne (aka Alison de Bret) as Tracey and Cavern/Moonglow regular Anthony Lawton as an unnamed man.  I read one review that identifies the actress playing Sharon as Louise Diamond but the Moonglow Girl's Directory identifies her as 'Stacy' (aka May Snow); I can't confirm either.  The fourth character, a man named Bill, is played by an actor I don’t recognize.

The Moonglow DVD catalogue gives the following description of the plot of this movie:

The bosses have an eye on the delectable and very voluptuous Sharon.  With her spankable bottom and superb figure, they have some great ideas planned out for her.  With the assistance of the other secretary, the delightful Tracey, they lay a trap for her.  A selection of spanking instruments are laid out in the girls' office.  The two girls start experimenting with them.  The two men walk in just when Sharon is trying one of them out on Tracey's bottom.  They tell her that she has a lot to learn and demonstrate their techniques on Tracey, then they tell Sharon that she is to find out how each item feels.  Tracey is sent off to get on with her work, while they get down to some serious punishment on Sharon. Her voluptuous figure gives them an ideal subject, which degenerates eventually into something much more erotic.  But Tracey is curious!  She peaks round the door, and is shocked to see what is happening.  Despite her caution, she is spotted.  Next morning, her boss confronts her. He tells her that, since she is jealous of Sharon, some of the same treatment is in order.  He proceeds to spank her, then makes her bend over her office chair for a thorough caning.  Her glowing red bottom at the end is proof of the effectiveness of her boss's work.

What this description omits is that the paraphernalia the men provide includes a couple of English cucumbers and these are the first items that attract the girls attention; although not quite the way that you might first think.

I know people who have strong feelings about hard core scenes in spanking movies, on both sides of the issue.  I don’t, there are some movies where I like it and some where I don’t.  ‘Office Pokes’ is one of the later and that probably relates to Louise Diamond.  To me, she is a stereotypical trashy porn star; bleach blonde, silicon inflated and usually falling out of her top.  The best part of this movie for me is the second part; set the next morning when Tracey is alone with her boss and he deals with her peaking through the door the day before.  Of course, the fact this scene involves Alison Payne may have something to do with why it is my favorite part of the movie.